Lil Pyro

Today the sun was shining brightly and for Science we were using magnifying glasses to examine tiny solids.

Me: Yes, Lil Boy.

Lil Boy: [excitedly] Mrs. Lai, I have an idea.

Me: Oh Ok... What's you're idea?

Lil Boy: When we're done with Science can we go outside to b----- [mumbling] stuff?

Me: What did you say?

Lil Boy: [comes closer and slightly louder] When we're done, can we go outside to B-r-n stuff?

Me: [totally ignorant] to bring stuff? what stuff?

Lil Boy: No....to BURN stuff.

Me: OOHHH. No. Go sit down.

Seriously...