Today the sun was shining brightly and for Science we were using magnifying glasses to examine tiny solids.
Me: Yes, Lil Boy.
Lil Boy: [excitedly] Mrs. Lai, I have an idea.
Me: Oh Ok... What's you're idea?
Lil Boy: When we're done with Science can we go outside to b----- [mumbling] stuff?
Me: What did you say?
Lil Boy: [comes closer and slightly louder] When we're done, can we go outside to B-r-n stuff?
Me: [totally ignorant] to bring stuff? what stuff?
Lil Boy: No....to BURN stuff.
Me: OOHHH. No. Go sit down.